Honey, I'm Home


The car won't start - It's falling apart falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows - got a run in my hose
My hair went flat - man, I hate that (hate that)

Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress - I must confess
This could be worse than PMS

BRIDGE:
This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait 'til the end of the day
Honey, I'm on my way
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

CHORUS:
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone - give the dog a bone
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!

I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurts like hell
This job's a pain - it's so mundane
It sure don't stimulate my brain

(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)

Oh, rub my neck will you

(CHORUS)

I'm home, that feels much better